meet jack...

one of ashton's newest additions. it says 18months and up on the box. do any of you buy toys for your kids even though they are under the age limit?


listen up jack. here in ashton's room, there are some rules to abide to...


first rule. always. and i mean always. obey ashton. or there will be hell to pay.


rule two. ashton has special powers to melt your brain. so don't forget rule one.


rule three. you are not to mention anything about his monkey feet. mmmkay?!


rule four. when ashton starts milking you. as impossible as it is, do your best at providing that need. mommy could use a break!


just trust me on this one.


welcome to ashton's room!

i used to have a jack in the box when i was a kid. i loved that thing.